Did you read Anna Lefler’s recent Spotlight on Bookstores post? It was in memoriam to Dutton’s Brentwood Bookstore, which closed in 2008. While this post was a serious piece, an ode to a “gone but not forgotten” neighborhood bookstore, Anna Lefler has a funny side, too. A very funny side!
Her The CHICKtionary: From A-Line to Z-Snap, the Words Every Woman Should Know was published last month. A few sample entries:
- Aberzombie: Derived from the name of the popular clothing stores, Aberzombie refers to any of the nation of plaid shirt-and-tank-top-wearing undead that can be seen staggering through the food courts of malls across America.
- Bandeau: From the French word meaning “there’s no way that’s staying up,” this is a type of woman’s top that consists of a strip of fabric encircling the chest at breast level and remaining aloft through snugness and prayers.
- George Glass: Originally invented by Jan on The Brady Bunch after “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” won yet another boy’s heart, “George Glass” is now the generic term for an imaginary boyfriend. It is most often invoked in an effort to hide the fact that you are single or currently sleeping with someone else’s husband.
As the mother of a 15-year-old, I’m too well acquainted with Aberzombies; as a 40-something who is way past her Victoria’s Secrets days, I wear bandeaus more like belts these days; and as a child of the 70s, I got the George Glass reference immediately (and started thinking “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!” and humming “When it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange …”)
Anyhoooo ….
As part of her TLC Book Tour, the author and her publisher are offering a copy of The CHICKtionary to one lucky reader of She Is Too Fond of Books.
To enter the random drawing, simply leave a comment below. If you have a fun/funny definition you’d like to share, please do (but it’s not required). This post will be open for entrants until midnight ET on Thursday, December 22, with the winner announced on or about December 23. Giveaway is open to US/Canada mailing addresses only, no PO Boxes.



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I wish I had a clever definition for you but I do not. Guess I need to read the book! Thanks for the giveaway!
Margaret singitm(at)hotmail(dot)com
I think I need to read this to catch up on all that I have missed over the years.
lkish77123 at gmail dot com
I’d love to win this one because I think the book would make a great Wondrous Words Wednesday post. Thanks!
Would love to read this!
This book would be a unique and special treasure. Many thanks.
I don’t think I am hip enough to come up with my own definition, but I would love to win this one and get a chance to read the book!
zibilee(at)figearo(dot)net
What a great idea for a book!! Can’t wait to read it. Choose me…I won’t have any $$$ after Christmas, sniff.
Sounds amazing and I’d love to read it. Thanks for having this giveaway.
ayancey(at)dishmail(dot)net
Sounds very fun! Would love to read it.
Please enter me in contest. Tore923@aol.com
Sounds like an interesting book. I hope I win! XD
I would wear a bandeau around my wrist or ankle. No chance of getting arrested for indecency that way.
Ha! This looks like a fun book. My sis and I would giggle over these definitions together.
Sounds like a funny book! Hope I win!